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Christmas Wish.

Advent looms, its head a bobbing,
So down from the loft comes Xmas tat,
In that is a fake feather Robin
Which is pounced on by the naughty cat.

 Whilst shoppers in scrummages,
Angry jibes and jabs do resist, 
At home children of all ages
Compile Santa's secret list

 The xmas tree is now chopped down,
The Turkey has been growing fat,
Whilst Dad needs a new dressing gown,
Aunty and Uncle both need a new bobble hat!

 This ideal I on all I do wish,
That the poor and disaffected could also enjoy,
As the divided, class ridden, British,
Become more like Cameron's vast, Thatcherite toy.

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